Nimbo
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Ask a serious question, get a fun answer.Okay, wanna play a game? =p
One of you asks a serious question and the other must give her a silly/funny answer. Then the one who answered a question repeats. Example: Q. Why is the sun yellow? (You) A. Because it eats a lot of citrus fruits.
Mah question: Why do we sneeze?
I am not bored xD
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Lynn
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Because pandabears can't play chess.
Why does a glass break, when it falls?
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Babycha
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Because it doesn't drink enough milk. Weak bones 
Why is the sun yellow?
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Lynn
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Because it fell in a bucket of paint when it was young.
Why are spiders scary?
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Blind_Monkey
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Because they don't taste good in pie.
Why are plants green?
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Babycha
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Because they're so darn envious.
Why are vampires so popular?
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Nimbo
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Because they can stay up late and sleep all day.
How come penguins can't fly?
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Blind_Monkey
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Because they don't update their facebook status enough.
Where does milk come from?
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Caelrin
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I am the milk man. My milk is delicious.
How are rainbows made?
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Kat_Edw
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Ask the milk man. I hear his milk is delicious.
Why is chicken chow mein so effing tasty?
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Blind_Monkey
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Because the pineapple says so. And the pineapple is always right.
Why does it rain?
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Caelrin
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Because we get sad.
Who is the milk man?
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Kat_Edw
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You are. YOU ARE THE MILKMAN.
WHEN?!?!?!
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Caelrin
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Fives miles north of you.
Where?!
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Kat_Edw
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Yesterday
How?
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Blind_Monkey
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Because the ladder fell.
Why are you afraid of the dark?
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Caelrin
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Because it is an awesome show.
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Blind_Monkey
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Depends on how many of them want scrambled eggs.
What came first the chicken or the egg?
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Caelrin
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The chicken omelet.
What is the meaning of life?
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Kat_Edw
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This apology letter i got posted through my door this morning from a friend who pissed me off a month ago and i havent spoken to him since. WEAK.
Why are women so crap?
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thisasianchick
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Because the theres no chicken in my chicken salad.
Are there aliens?
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Blind_Monkey
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Of course. They love cheese. That's why they live on the moon.
How do magician pull off their tricks?
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