cupidsslave87
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F*** My Lifeinteresting website i stumbled upong...very similar to the one that pescean found...
http://www.fmylife.com/
i found this quite interesting..makes me want to post my own
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URSwhizkid09
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Some of the FML's on here made me laugh and others made me sad.
I joined.
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cupidsslave87
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ha
i'm debating if i should join or not.
i've had alot of FML moments
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iFidget
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hahah omg kinda awesome
"Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML" HAH omg.. .. wow
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URSwhizkid09
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I like how every post ends with FML.
Lol.
I have had many of these moments too and over some stupid shid at that.
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Kaledio_Ruby
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These are more liked "FailedMyLife.com" posts. Ha ha ha! I wanna stamp a great big red "FAIL" on it! That's just pure comedy gold!
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Sami
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Today, I greeted my table (I'm a server) with a colloquial "Hey there, guys, how's it going?" The customers were three butch lesbians who thought I was incorrectly identifying their gender. I received no tip (on a $35 bill), and they registered a corporate complaint about my "insensitivity." FML\\
OMG! lol! -_-;;
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Rynnbow
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| Sami wrote: | Today, I greeted my table (I'm a server) with a colloquial "Hey there, guys, how's it going?" The customers were three butch lesbians who thought I was incorrectly identifying their gender. I received no tip (on a $35 bill), and they registered a corporate complaint about my "insensitivity." FML\\
OMG! lol! -_-;; |
Wow sensitive much? I hate customer service jobs
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vou
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lol I love it, some crazy ish on there.
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Babycha
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"Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML"
Oh man... LMAO
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cupidsslave87
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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
ha
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URSwhizkid09
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^^^
I shouldn't buttt... lmao!
Phew, forgive me.
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Babycha
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I alllllllmost feel bad about reading most of these and cracking up. Almost.
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cupidsslave87
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Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
dude must not have a puerto rican tongue
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Babycha
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| cupidsslave87 wrote: | | dude must not have a puerto rican tongue |
LMAO sounds like a super move!
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URSwhizkid09
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| cupidsslave87 wrote: | Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
dude must not have a puerto rican tongue |
LMAO, omg... that's gotta hurt.
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cupidsslave87
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| Babycha wrote: | | cupidsslave87 wrote: | | dude must not have a puerto rican tongue |
LMAO sounds like a super move! |
hey...just think about it....puerto rican's trill their r's alot...
rapid-tongue-movement
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Babycha
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RTM
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cupidsslave87
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| Babycha wrote: | RTM  |
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URSwhizkid09
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^^^
Lol.. too much.
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Rynnbow
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....I've decided I'm way too far away from Puerto Rico...
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cupidsslave87
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| Rynnbow wrote: | | ....I've decided I'm way too far away from Puerto Rico... |
hahahahaha
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Babycha
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LMAO! Secret's out. Puerto Rico's where the RTM's at.
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cupidsslave87
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ah darnit...should have kept my mouth shut!
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